That Prick Healy Answerphone Message

That Prick Healy Answerphone Message Anyone know where I can get a That Prick Healy Answerphone Message Basically I want to be able to add certain numbers to it and if they ring have Mairead MacSweeney tell them to Fuck Off

Mens Taylor Swift Cardigan

Men’s Taylor Swift Cardigan When I was young and knew nothing I loved cardigans As I got a bit older I was told cardigans were for geeks or dweebs now that I’m old and have seen the new Taylor Swift video Cardigan from her new album Folklore – I want a cardigan Sod what everyone […]

West Midlands Campervan Hire

West Midlands Campervan Hire SBVD have been working on a Campervan Hire website the past couple of weeks The Campervan Hire company are based in Southam, Warwickshire in the West Midlands Campervan Hire is a strange thing to work on, as although it is a local type business in that people want to find a […]

What is Your Favourite Cheese? – The Truth Behind The Question

What is Your Favourite Cheese? – The Truth Behind The Question You may have seen your favourite celebrity being asked the question “What’s Your Favourite Cheese” SBVD Look Deeper In to Question and Reveal What we Find It apparently began with retired cheesemonger @JoeBangles11 asking celebrities what their favourite cheese is on Twitter. What’s Your […]

It looks like there aren’t any great matches for your search message on Google

It looks like there aren’t any great matches for your search message on Google Tip Try using words that might appear on the page that you’re looking for. For example, ‘cake recipes’ instead of ‘how to make a cake’. Not seen the above on Google before anyone else seen “the It looks like there aren’t […]

Herd Immunity COVID-19

Herd Immunity COVID-19? https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.07.15.20154294v1

Web Design Oxfordshire

Web Design Oxfordshire I’ll let you in to a little secret here – I’ve got as much design flair as your granny I’m constantly changing colour schemes, if I find a little graphic I like I’ll over use it, the same with photos, I’ll sometimes use a photo I like irrespective of what others think. […]

Search Engine Marketing Oxfordshire

Search Engine Marketing Oxfordshire SBVD is the search engine marketing division of TJS Marketing Ltd. a local search engine optimisation and marketing company located on the Oxfordshire Warwickshire border. TJS marketing Ltd. managing director TJ has been involved with the SEO industry since 2001 and provides hands on search engine marketing services to local businesses […]

Free Local Business Advertising

Free Local Business Advertising Despite being an Online business directory the UK Small Business Directory is ideal for local businesses and local advertising campaigns as the site provides not only a category search facility but also a town search facility and a county search facility. These different search facilities help you to advertise to people […]

Change your Location for Google Searches

Change your Location for Google Searches With Google constantly changing the results people see based on personalization, browser history, user location etc. it’s become almost impossible to track Google results as others see them. This handy little tool helps you control the location you want Google to think you are searching from, and is ideal […]

How To Get More Links To Your Website

How To Get More Links To Your Website – How To Get More Links To My Website As I think most people will agree, Google still sees links to your website as one of the main factors in their algorithms when it comes to Google rankings. It was a lot easier getting links to websites […]

PageSpeed 100 – A PageSpeed Insights Experiment

WordPress PageSpeed 100 – A PageSpeed Insights Experiment A WordPress theme set up to score 100 on PageSpeed Insights for Mobile and Desktop Google PageSpeed Insights Checker Enter full URL: Will it still score 100 with comments enabled?

Related Keywords Tracker

Tweet Related Keywords Tracker 3D Visualisation Access equipment Accommodation Accountants Acupuncture Adventure Sports Advertising Agencies Aerial Installers Affiliate Marketing Agriculture Air Conditioning Equipment Air Conditioning Installation Air Conditioning Repair Airport Parking Alternative Energy Alternative Therapies Animal Day Care Animal Health Animals Antique Furniture Restoration Antiques Architects Architectural Design Architectural Services Architecture Art Art Galleries Artists […]

Building Trust & Gaining Authority

Building Trust & Gaining Authority A few years ago when Google Plus was still active Google were Working on something called Google Authorship A number of marketers jumped on the concept that Google were working on a system that associated authors to the content they published on line in and attempt to evaluate the author […]

Google Change Location Search

Google Change Location Search Trick Google into thinking you are searching from any location. Version 1 – Results on Google Enter Search Phrase: Enter Search Location: Number of Results Displayed: Version 2 – Results on Google Maps Enter Search Phrase: Enter Search Location: Number of Results Displayed: How This Works w+CAIQICI LONDON ABCDEF + 1 […]

UK Business Directory Scam

UK Business Directory Scam I had someone contact me today letting me know the UK Business Directory Scam is still active. Apparently small business owners are being called and told they owe money for being registered in UK Small Business Directory. This has been going on for 7 or 8 years now with many people […]

Free Business Advertising

Free Business Advertising The UK Small Business Directory has been providing Free Business Advertising since 2002 and now has in excess of 230,000 businesses listed. When registering in the UK Small Business Directory you are asked to provide your business location, contact details, a category you would like to be listed in, a list of […]

Setting up a Google My Business Listing

Setting up a Google My Business Listing Google My Business is a free service provided by Google that effectively combines a business directory like service with Google Maps Creating a Google My Business listing is a reasonable simple process but it’s the detail that is important if you want your listing to appear in what […]

New SBVD Site Goes Live

New SBVD Site Goes Live Pleased to say the new website for SBVD has gone live today. We still have to add the content to it but that should hopefully be added soon.

Cotswold Website Design

Cotswold Website Design ~ Cotswold Web Design Following on from yesterdays little experimental post for Cotswolds SEO Services todays little post is about Cotswold Website Design. I previously set up little demo site for Warwickshire Website Design which despite looking like a basic WordPress website is in fact just a static HTML site consisting of […]

Cotswolds SEO Services

SEO Cotswolds ~ Cotswolds SEO Services SBVD are located near Shipston-on-Stour on the edge of the Cotswolds SBVD have been providing local SEO services to businesses in the Cotswold area since 2002 SEO Company Serving the Cotswolds This is just one of those silly little posts that TJ from sim64.co.uk makes every now and then […]

Google My Business Cyprus in UK Problem

Tweet Google My Business Cyprus in UK Problem If you have a service based business and set UK as a Service Area that you cover in Google My Business you may notice a strange action. The shaded area on the Google map that Google displays covers all of the UK, most of central Europe, Greece, […]

SEO Warwickshire

SEO Warwickshire – SEO Services Provided Please contact us about any of the SEO packages below. Local Optimisation Service for Warwickshire Small Business Now is not the time to be hiding away More and more people are searching Online – Make the most of the free time you have by updating your website and improving […]

SEO Gloucestershire

SEO Gloucestershire Although SBVD are located near Shipston-on-Stour in Warwickshire on the edge of the Cotswolds we’re not averse to nipping across the border in to Gloucestershire to help local Gloucestershire or Cotswold businesses with their SEO. SBVD provide local SEO services to businesses in Chipping Campden, Mickleton, Blockley, Bourton-on-the-Hill, Moreton-in-Marsh, Stow-on-the-Wold and even as […]

SEO Services

SEO Services SBVD is a website belonging to Terry Simmonds a semi-retired search engine optimisation specialist who has been involved in the SEO industry since 2001. SBVD has been set up to provide a range of SEO Services for small local businesses in the South Warwickshire – North Oxfordshire area. The reason we like to […]

SEO Oxfordshire

Are You Paying a Monthly Fee for SEO Services? Ever wonder what exactly you are paying for and why? SBVD do SEO Differently We do an hours SEO work – We charge for an hours SEO work No promises, no only pay when ranked, no being payed for doing nothing You’ve tried all the other […]

How Much Does it Cost to Hire Campervan in The UK?

How Much Does it Cost to Hire Campervan in The UK? Campervan Hire companies tend to have 3 pricing structures; Low Season, Mid Season and High Season and prices can vary dramatically depending on when you want to hire a campervan The typical hire price for VW T5 Campervan in low season tends to be […]

Patiens & Nutrix

Patiens & Nutrix Who could it be?

Google Highlighting Text on Web Page With Yellow Background

Google Highlighting Text on Web Page With Yellow Background Using Chrome or Opera I did a search in Google today for Glis Glis Control and saw a page on my Glis Glis site was a featured snippet On clicking on it I saw a line of text was highlighted with text on a yellow background […]

WordPress Blank Page Template

WordPress Blank Page Template

The Diary of a Head and Neck Cancer Survivor

The Diary of a Head and Neck Cancer Survivor I couldn’t really see much point of creating a blog when I was 1st told I had jaw cancer After numerous operations and months of treatment though I was given the all clear and despite being quite weak, getting easily tired I decided to retrospectively write […]

Find a Handyman

Find a Handyman – Find Handyman Service Providers Near You I added a Handyman Services Directory to House Selling Expert today. The new House Selling Expert Handyman Services Directory allows you to find a local handyman in a town near you or in a local county. A brief description of the services provided by each […]

List of Business Directory Categories

Business Categories in County A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Business Categories in Town A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U […]

Rachel Riley replacement on Countdown to be Katie Hopkins

Rachel Riley Replacement on Countdown Does anyone know yet who will be the Rachel Riley replacement on Countdown when she goes on maternity leave? Comment on: Rachel Riley Replacement on Countdown If you want to post a comment on this post email it to tj@sim64.co.uk. I’ve heard a rumour it might be Katie Hopkins – […]

Local SEO Company Earn Money With Directory Submissions

Local SEO Company – Earn Money With Directory Submissions The UK Small Business Directory partners program has been specifically devised to reward SEO Companies who provide directory submission services. A silver listing in UKSBD costs £50 per annum and a gold listing costs £75 per annum When signing up to the Free UK Small Business […]

New Device was granted access to your Google Account

New Device was granted access to your Google Account scam Google Critical Alert 8764 accountsgoogle.com phishing I had what looks like a really clever phishing attempt email today. It was titled New Device was granted access to your Google Account and from Google Critical Alert 8764 The 1st thing I noticed about it was that […]

Honington Church Shipston-on-Stour Warwickshire

Honington Church Shipston-on-Stour Warwickshire Honington Church Shipston-on-Stour Warwickshire

Is McDonalds Coming to Shipston on Stour

Is McDonalds Coming to Shipston on Stour There appears to be rumours going round that Shipston is to get a McDonalds – Does anyone know if this is true or not? I wouldn’t have thought the town was big enough to support a McDonalds but with so much building going on who knows? If Shipston […]

Google Site Kit WordPress Plugin Crashes Site

Google Site Kit WordPress Plugin Crashes Site I just tried installing and running the new Site Kit WordPress plugin from Google and it crashed my site 🙁 Only way of getting it back Online was to FTP and delete the Google Site Kit Plugin Anyone else experiencing this problem with the Site Kit Plugin crashing […]

Photos from The MAD Museum Stratford-upon-Avon

Photos from The MAD Museum Stratford-upon-Avon 3 Photos from The MAD Museum Stratford-upon-Avon 4 Photos from The MAD Museum Stratford-upon-Avon 5 Photos from The MAD Museum Stratford-upon-Avon   Photos from The MAD Museum Stratford-upon-Avon  

Orange Flower

SBVD Internet Marketing Providing a wide range of Internet Marketing Services

Blank Canvas Post

Blank Canvas Post A WordPress post using the SBVD blank canvas template. SBVD

Business Tips – Things to do while Self Isolating or Working From Home

Business Tips – Things to do while Self Isolating or Working From Home Business Tips if you are a small business affected by the coronavirus and are self isolating by working at home. Update your Website Is your website looking a little tired, out of date, not mobile friendly and not ranking well on Google? […]

Are Chinese Amazon Traders Spreading the Coronavirus to the UK

Are Chinese Amazon Traders Spreading the Coronavirus to the UK I saw an interesting post on a business forum today where someone asked if it’s possible the Coronavirus could be spread to the UK in the packaging when people buy of Chinese traders on the likes of Amazon? Many people who buy from Amazon, eBay […]

Disabled Access Ramp

New Aerolight – Premium Grade Wheelchair Ramps For The Service Sector The Aerolight range of wheelchair ramps should not be compared with the budget ramps that have flooded the market in recent years. When you need a reliable, safe, easy to use wheelchair ramp that your staff wont just put away out of site – […]

Clearsound Productions Light Display Over Shipston

Clearsound Productions Light Display Over Shipston Another light display over Shipston-on-Stour Warwickshire by Clearsound Productions takes place this evening at 9:00 (19/04/2020) See the livestream of Shipston Light display by Clearsound Productions Clearsound Productions Livestream of Shipston Lights Display Visit Clearsound Productions FaceBook page

My 1st Home Done Haircut

My 1st Home Done Haircut

What is #ULTRAOOH ULTRAOOH?

What is #ULTRAOOH ULTRAOOH Just saw this on a paving slab in Germany (I think) on a BBC coronavirus news video IF YOU CAN READ THIS GO HOME! #ULTRAOOH What is #ULTRAOOH ULTRAOOH ?

Taper on Self Employed Earnings

Taper on Self Employed Earnings I think I heard Rishi Sunak say the self employed will still be able to work when receiving the coronavirus grant. I assume their will be a taper on earnings similar to the Tax Credit system Has anyone heard yet how much the Taper will be on the self employed […]

Temporary Wheelchair Ramps

Temporary Wheelchair Ramps Access Appraisals supply a range of Temporary Wheelchair Ramps These ramps range from small portable wheelchair ramps, semi-permanent ramps and modular temporary ramp systems Manufacrured in the UK and often available within 48 hours Visit https://www.wheelchair-ramps.co.uk/special/temporary-wheelchair-ramps/ for further information

Coronavirus Had it Badges Covid-19 Had it Badge

Tweet Coronavirus Had it Badges – Covid-19 Had it Badge Wear your Covid-19 Had it badge or Coronavirus Had it badge now. Let others know you have already had and recovered from coronavirus and are no risk to them Do you think it makes sense that if you have already had the coronavirus you wear […]

Parents Withdraw Your Money From ParentPay

Parents Don’t forget to withdraw your money from ParentPay

How Does Business Apply for Government Cash Grant

How Does Business Apply for Government Cash Grant Does anyone have any information yet on how a business can apply for the government cash grant? £10,000 government cash grant for small business. How do I apply for a Coronavirus Business Interruption Loan

Hays Travel Sharpening the Axe

Tweet Hays Travel Sharpening the Axe Oh what lovely terminology when your neck is on the line due to coronavirus “We will be sharpening the axe” – Irene Hays 10/3/2020 BBC 5 LIVE John Hays nearly spat his cornflakes out when he heard her. Hope it doesn’t turn in to a Ratner moment Are you […]

Katie Hopkins Booze Calculator App

Online Booze Calculator App Katie Hopkins Would you or wouldn’t you? Yes No Are You Fit To Drive? Test Your Alcohol Consumption Rate Katie Hopkins Booze Calculator App

Toilet Humour Legends

Toilet Humour Legends Our current list of Toilet Humour legends. Jon Jon – Hen Herder at A Hen is for Christmas Percy Lean – Head of internal maintenance at Huega Thomas Waits – Chief attendant at Too Much Time on My Hands Louis Rolls – Duck sexer at Gerald Duck Dawn Le-Pan – Glis Glis […]

Toilet Humour

Toilet Humour The Crappiest Jokes on The Internet Share your favourite toilet humour gag [wpforms id=”233″ title=”false” description=”false”] Put a toilet humour button on your website HTML Code for image Link: (click in box and copy code) This is how image will look on your website Let us know where you have added a Toilet […]

Tour de France Would it have been the same result?

Tour de France Would it have been the same result? I know we don’t know what would have happened but is the general consensus that Egan Bernal would have won the Tour De France even if we hadn’t had the abandonment on Friday and the shortened penultimate stage today?

Sainsbury’s is now selling tubs of pre-smashed avocado

Sainsbury’s is now selling tubs of pre-smashed avocado THIS IS AN EXPERIMENTAL POST if you are reading this post Sainsbury’s is now selling tubs of pre-smashed avocado please tell me in the comments how you found it and what bought you here. TIA

The dog appeared to hug the leg of an officer after police smashed the window. hug or hump?

The dog appeared to hug the leg of an officer after police smashed the window. https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/police-smash-car-windows-to-free-dogs-trapped-inside-in-33c-heat/ar-AAEQPZV?ocid=ientp “The dog appeared to hump hug the leg of an officer after police smashed the window.” I bet that copper got a ribbing back at the station 🙂 The dog appeared to hump the leg of an officer after […]

Difference Between a Wine Cooler and a Wine Fridge

Difference Between a Wine Cooler and a Wine Fridge I must admit I’m not really much of a wine enthusiast, tend to just buy it when I want it, so wine storage isn’t really that a big deal to me. recently though I was offered a couple of crates of wine which is supposedly a […]

Gladioli Photos

SBVD

Google Keen StayKeen.com

Google Keen StayKeen.com Head and Neck Cancer Information

Mangeur de Cigogne 16 years On

Mangeur de Cigogne 16 years On Mangeur de Cigogne 15th June 2004 Another year passes and the Mangeur de Cigogne is now 16 How do I always remember the date you may think? It was on this day 15th June 2004 that I took Mrs TJ to hospital and just a few hours after Midnight […]

33 Year Old Man Reveals How He Earns More Than Just An Ordinary Aussie

33 Year Old Man Reveals How He Earns More Than Just An Ordinary Aussie Just An Ordinary Aussie

Best Digital Marketing Tools for Removals Companies

Best Digital Marketing Tools for Removals Companies The technological era we live in has brought numerous changes in the way we do business. No business is bound to succeed without a sound online marketing plan which can tackle the most critical marketing problems. An immense number of companies invest time, knowledge, and energy to gain […]

⁦ ⁩

⁦ ⁩ on Twitter Anyone know what ⁦ ⁩ means on Twitter? LRI PDI in square boxes for those who can’t see it. %e2%81%a6-%e2%81%a9/

Charity Donations Who to Prioritise

Charity Donations Who to Prioritise I’ve recently been seeing requests for charity donations in my Twitter stream for Shakespeare’s Birthplace This is Shakespeare’s Birthplace – Stratford-upon-Avon – Warwickshire If it is temporarily closed a few staff may have to temporarily lose their jobs, the gardens may not be kept as well as they are most […]

When Image Cropping Goes Wrong

When Image Cropping Goes Wrong Original Image How it Appeared After Cropping on Twitter

Plastic Straws on Nutricia Fortisip Compact Bottles

Plastic Straws on Nutricia Fortisip Compact Bottles Before I write this post I would like to thank Nutricia Not only did you probably help to save my life, the service I received from your call centres and drivers was 2nd to none – Thank you In 2018 I was diagnosed with Jaw Cancer I believe […]

2m Social Distancing Nightclub Markers

2m Social Distancing Nightclub Markers For Social Distancing on the Dancefloor Further information and prices coming soon… Also see our 2m Social Distancing Beach Markers

2m Village Green Markers

Super Lightweight, Telescopic, 2m Village Green Markers Your simple village-green marker for ensuring others stay out of your 2m safe zone Simply set up and leave in-situ or use to mark your safety zone in the grass Available as an individual village-green marker or in in packs of 2 or 4 in Standard Black and […]

2m Park Markers

Super Lightweight, Telescopic, 2m Park Markers Your simple park marker for ensuring others stay out of your 2m safe zone Simply set up and leave in-situ or use to mark your safety zone in the grass Available as an individual park marker or in in packs of 2 or 4 in Standard Black and Yellow, […]

2m Beach Markers Social Distancing Beach Markers

2m Social Distancing Beach Markers Your simple, super lightweight, telescopic, 2m beach marker for ensuring others stay out of your 2m safe zone and comply with social distancing guidelines. Simply set up and leave in-situ or use to mark your safety zone in the sand Available as an individual beach marker or in in packs […]

Back to School June 1st

Back to School June 1st

Red Flower Just An Ordinary Aussie

Just An Ordinary Aussie Eats, Roots and Leaves 33 Year Old Man Reveals How He Earns More Than Just An Ordinary Aussie

The Story of My Pet Bumble Bee

The Story of My Pet Bumble Bee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6mo4MwhbXs Don’t you wish you were 10 again

How to Make Your Own Coronavirus Mask

How to Make Your Own Coronavirus Mask With Coronavirus Masks in short supply in the shops SBVD have created these tips on how to make a coronavirus mask Tips on How to Make a Coronavirus Mask These independent tips have been devised by SBVD Tools and Materials Required to Make a Coronavirus Mask 50cm of […]

Nigritude Ultramarine 16 Years Today

Nigritude Ultramarine 16 Years Today I found my old Nigritude Ultramarine page last week and updated it a little. Had another look at it today, quickly went to check some facts about the Nigritude Ultramarine Competition and found it’s exactly 16 years ago today that it started 7th May 2004 Not only did I think […]

WordPress 5.4.1 Not Updating

WordPress 5.4.1 Not Updating Anyone else having problems with WordPress 5.4.1 failing to update on some sites? On a lot of my sites it has auto updated but not on others and when trying to update to WordPress 5.4.1 it fails I’m getting update-core.php?action=do-core-upgrade crashing Anyone else having problems with WordPress doing a core update?

Why Removal Companies Need a Marketing Strategy

Why Removal Companies Need a Marketing Strategy In today’s world, it should be pretty obvious that if you are running a service company, you need to have a marketing strategy. No matter if you are moving items, providing cleaning services, or helping people in some other way, having a marketing strategy is a must. On […]

Local Will Writing Service

Will Writers Providing a Local Will Writing Service When I was diagnosed with jaw cancer in May 2018 it was a bit of a wake up call. I only had a brief period of time before having a mayor operation in which to get my finances in order, one of those things being writing a […]

Change of use of an Agricultural building at Honington Refused

Change of use of an Agricultural building at Honington Refused I see the Change of use application for the barn on Fell Mill Lane Honington has been refused. Looks like the plan to demolish part of the existing building to bring it under the 465m maximum size failed as the planners didn’t consider the work […]

An SEO Demo

Earth Shot Price If you want to know more ask in the comments 😉



© SBVD - 6 Granby Road, Honington, Shipston-on-Stour, Warwickshire, CV36 5AB - 01608 663759